y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
What have you done. My tear ducts
GOD DAM NIT URGGGHH!!
"Feminism. I hate that word because it shouldn’t even be a thing anymore. We’re all equal, everyone is equal. Why is there even a conversation about feminism? What’s the man version of feminism? There isn’t even a word for it. Menanism. Male-ism. It doesn’t exist." - Lily Allen
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I lost my shit, I think maybe someone is chopping onions near metears. i can’t wait to watch the whole thing.
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Get to know me meme — [1/5] favorite male characters: Lucifer"You know why God cast me down? Because I loved him. More than anything. And then God created… you. The little… hairless apes. And then He asked all of us to bow down before you, to love you more than Him. And I said, "Father… I can’t." I said, "These human beings are flawed, murderous." And for that… God had Michael cast me into Hell. Now, tell me… does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right? Look at what six billion of you have done to this thing, and how many of you blame me for it?"
THE ZERO THEOREM
Brazil director Terry Gilliam is back with a kooky collection of misfits, including Christoph Waltz, Tilda Swinton, Ben Whishaw, David Thewlis and Melanie Thierry. Judging from the trailer, the film certainly doesn’t look short on whimsy, but the premise of a hermit with an existential crisis in a futuristic world filled with so much neon is enough to entice even the most unadventurous moviegoer. The Zero Theorem is slowly being released in theaters worldwide, but no wide release date yet for the US.
O MY FUCK ING GOD
"Though much is taken, much abides, and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are… One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." - Skyfall (2012)
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
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