White men can take nations but they can’t a joke
Leaking nudes is a form of sexual assault
Accessing and spreading a woman’s private images without her consent is a form of sexual assault
If I see one more person complain about Nicki bodyshaming and being rude for the “fuck skinny bitches” line I’m going to snap.
Do you have any idea what it’s like to be fat. Like at all. How awful it can be when you’re in a room full of people who are beautiful and thin and you’re biggest person in the room. How horrific shopping can be because nothing ever fits right or at all. I used to be thin, and I can definitely say that I was treated better by strangers back then. No one ever made me feel invisible. No one ever told me they just weren’t attracted to me anymore.
Give the fat girls five minutes to ourselves and kindly sit down and shut the fuck up because it has been a fucking difficult 5 years for me good night
I went to work to set up all my employee stuff and get my training paperwork and hang out for a bit, and after like an hour this guy came in and expressed obvious disbelief (in the form of the above question) that two women that work at a GameStop play video games.
We said yes, because we are both avid gamers. I thought maybe I was feeling a little defensive because I’ve been out of the business for a while. Then he asks the “okay, but what games do you like?” qualifier, because if either of us said Mario or Candy Crush, we aren’t going to be “real gamers” in his eyes.
In the back of my mind all I can think is “Motherfucker, we are the only two women who work at this store and we’re managers. Who the fuck are you?” Why have I never heard that question posed to a make employee at a game store with the same level of incredulity? Why do we have to list our favorites to pass some arbitrary Nerd Cred test? Fuck you, man.
That being said, I’m excited to come back to the company and my boss is cool.
The saddest moment in the entirety of season one of Buffy is the line “Giles, I’m 16 years old. I don’t wanna die.”
Let me hug you, my precious child 😭
So I started watching Buffy from the beginning like yesterday and a couple things:
- When Angel first explains the curse to Buffy, he says that out was punishment for killing a Romani girl. Actually used the word “Romani.” High five, Angel. They used the word g*psy after that in the show I think (at least, it was used in fandom pretty extensively), which is incredibly disappointing.
- The episode where Willow gets an online boyfriend that’s actually a demon is hilarious especially since this is from like almost 20 years ago oh man I shouldn’t have said that because I remember when this show premiered oh god
- As soon as Angel seems to be a threat to her loved ones, Buffy’s like “I’m going to KILL HIM” which is the proper response, Stephanie Meyer
- Awww it’s Jesse from The Fast and The Furious hey buddy
IT’S THE BEST GAME I’VE BEATEN IT NO JOKE 7 TIMES (NEVER GOT ZELOS’ CHOSEN ORB THO WTF DUDE)
Like everyone I’ve ever met who played this game LOVES this game because it’s the actual best
I have a deep emotional attachment to Tales of Symphonia because I associate one of my favorite days with it.
The Superbowl was happening and I went to my friend’s house and we locked ourselves in his room with his brother and played this game all day and we watched as his brother got a 120 combo on one enemy and we were so happy and we lived off of snacks the entire day and all squeezed onto my friend’s bed in a cuddle pile and it was one of the most purely happy days of my adolescence that even just playing the game by myself now makes me so happy
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.