99,223 notes       April 16, 2014 @ 16:01       Via(Source)
strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

78,504 notes       April 16, 2014 @ 15:56       Via(Source)
hiddley:

#and finally the rightful stark will sit on the iron throne

hiddley:

#and finally the rightful stark will sit on the iron throne

      April 15, 2014 @ 19:23      

Reason #2988 Why I’m An Atheist: 

I was taking a nap and then I started getting the hiccups and now I’m awake

#fuck
90,303 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 18:24       Via(Source)
#me #I am Garth
3,215 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 18:12       Via(Source)
155 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 17:59       Via(Source)

American Ballet Theatre principal dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov (right) kisses fellow company member Gelsey Kirkland on the cheek, 1975. (Photo by Bernard Gotfryd/Getty Images)

American Ballet Theatre principal dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov (right) kisses fellow company member Gelsey Kirkland on the cheek, 1975. (Photo by Bernard Gotfryd/Getty Images)

#MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS
73,832 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 17:46       Via(Source)
pluckyyoungdonna:

f0rget-them-all:

omg

EVEN SNAPE HAS NO TIME FOR SNAPE APOLOGISTS

pluckyyoungdonna:

f0rget-them-all:

omg

EVEN SNAPE HAS NO TIME FOR SNAPE APOLOGISTS

42,696 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 17:33       Via(Source)

cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

18,740 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 17:20       Via(Source)
pink-vulva:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life. 

pink-vulva:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life. 

      April 15, 2014 @ 17:08      

Oh god so I purposely failed to mention the most annoying thing about A Fault in Our Stars to Michael so when he saw the preview during the MTV Movie Awards where the guy says that the unlit cigarette is a metaphor, his facial expression and reaction was comedy gold

He then skipped the rest of the preview and said it killed any chance of him ever watching it. Which is what reading the book did for me, so hey.

623 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 17:07       Via
rorschachx:

A giant anteater (Myrmecophaga tridactyla) shows its tongue | image by Jade Price

rorschachx:

A giant anteater (Myrmecophaga tridactyla) shows its tongue | image by Jade Price

#look at this idiot omg
      April 15, 2014 @ 17:01      

like really I think it’s just my body being really not used to my period after not having one for like seven months but shit get it together

I’m so close to just asking my friends to refer me to their dealers because the painkillers are going to wear off soon and I need something to cut through this bullshit

      April 15, 2014 @ 16:59      

I just did my taxes under the influence of painkillers

so here’s hoping

93,849 notes       April 15, 2014 @ 01:37       Via(Source)
lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

139,384 notes       April 14, 2014 @ 14:17       Via(Source)
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE