i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
I was taking a nap and then I started getting the hiccups and now I’m awake
American Ballet Theatre principal dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov (right) kisses fellow company member Gelsey Kirkland on the cheek, 1975. (Photo by Bernard Gotfryd/Getty Images)
EVEN SNAPE HAS NO TIME FOR SNAPE APOLOGISTS
breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy
this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life.
Oh god so I purposely failed to mention the most annoying thing about A Fault in Our Stars to Michael so when he saw the preview during the MTV Movie Awards where the guy says that the unlit cigarette is a metaphor, his facial expression and reaction was comedy gold
He then skipped the rest of the preview and said it killed any chance of him ever watching it. Which is what reading the book did for me, so hey.
A giant anteater (Myrmecophaga tridactyla) shows its tongue | image by Jade Price
like really I think it’s just my body being really not used to my period after not having one for like seven months but shit get it together
I’m so close to just asking my friends to refer me to their dealers because the painkillers are going to wear off soon and I need something to cut through this bullshit
I just did my taxes under the influence of painkillers
so here’s hoping
seventeen magazine has officially lost it