1 note       September 13, 2014 @ 05:26      

So before this dude came over tonight he said he was going to buy some shit for us and I was like hell yeah and then he said I could keep what we didn’t smoke and I was like awww better than flowers tbh

So I’m waiting for him to show up with like an eight maybe and he pulls out a fuckin jar with an ounce and gives it to me (HE BOUGHT THE JAR FOR ME TOO AND IT’S METAL AND SO PRETTY) and then he buys me a frostee from Wendy’s and I feel like this might be how I meet my future husband because god. damn. that is one hell of a courting technique

#drug mention #romance
232,832 notes       September 10, 2014 @ 08:22       Via(Source)

mynosylexia:

gettin’ around that time of year again folks

81 notes       September 10, 2014 @ 08:18       Via(Source)

fallonfanatic:

[x]

#they're both trying so hard not to break the entire time #it's just like the old days #i love them so much
184,562 notes       September 10, 2014 @ 08:13       Via(Source)

blogneyspears:

there are 2 blogs that I can reblog this post from, but I only hold 1 reblog button in my hand

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#it's for me #it's a self-reblog
      September 08, 2014 @ 13:38      

I’m on my lunch and the phone keeps ringing and my associate won’t pick up the phone and I can SEE YOU DOING NOTHING ON THE SECURITY MONITOR I CAN HAVE YOU WRITTEN UP MAKE IT STOP

313,612 notes       September 06, 2014 @ 10:13       Via(Source)

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

#i screamed #i actually screamed #yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
      September 06, 2014 @ 09:19      

I’m in a Starbucks because I don’t work for three more hours and I didn’t feel like taking the bus today and I just want to nap for like eight hours is that too much to ask

6,925 notes       September 06, 2014 @ 09:14       Via(Source)
#my king #waluigi
313,612 notes       September 05, 2014 @ 22:49       Via(Source)

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

#good. bye.
5 notes       September 05, 2014 @ 22:33      

Are They Just Being Nice Or Are They Flirting (Probably Just Being Nice): An Autobiography

44,167 notes       September 04, 2014 @ 21:18       Via(Source)

outerspacecake:

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it

#i hate my ass and my legs are fat and awful I'm not even the celebrated kind of curvy #I'm just fat in weird and inconvenient places
44,167 notes       September 04, 2014 @ 21:18       Via(Source)

outerspacecake:

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it

#i hate my ass and my legs are fat and awful I'm not even the celebrated kind of curvy #I'm just fat in weird and inconvenient places
45,034 notes       September 04, 2014 @ 19:50       Via(Source)

"Jennifer Lawrence does not exist to fulfill my masturbatory fantasies. Jennifer Lawrence is not a thing to be passed around like a joint at a party. Jennifer Lawrence is a human fucking being. And she’s not my property, and she’s not your property, and we all need to back the fuck off." - Jennifer Lawrence is not a thing to be passed around (Playboy.com)

152,283 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 10:13       Via(Source)

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

#emma #emma look at what our babies do
      September 03, 2014 @ 02:47      

I suddenly started feeling so tired I thought I was dying